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Ok enough with the bad, here are some classic Friday Jokes

Q: Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
A: Because the prices were Solo.

Q: In what country is every day a friday?
A: Grease. (Fry Day / Greece)

Q: What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week?
A: Orange you glad it’s Friday?

Q: What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
A: Realizing it’s just wednesday.

Q: Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything?
A: It was a casual Friday.

Q: What did the teacher give on black Friday?
A: 50% off late assignments.

Q: Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy?
A: Because it was a weak day.

Q: What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?
A: Weekend do it!

Q: Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
A: They were all booked up.

Q: Why shouldn’t you worry about Friday the 13th?
A: Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Q: Why did the student cheer when he got home from school?
A: It was Friyay!

Q: Why did Pierre go to McDonalds?
A: It was French Fry-Day.

Funny in the News

As a sea otter continues to pester surfers along the California coast, she manages to escape capture, while her fan base steadily grows.

Move over, surfers! Meet the infamous Otter 841, the new surfing sensation who's making waves both in Santa Cruz and on social media! 🏄‍♀️🌊 This feisty 5-year-old sea otter has become the ultimate escape artist, outsmarting California's top wildlife experts like a furry Houdini. Fans are flocking to her side, hoping to witness her next "otterly" incredible getaway act. Will she ever agree to an aquarium gig? Only time will tell! Stay tuned for more otterly amusing updates! 🦦😄